do not want

when i posted this, i was fumbling with my outlook because i have received notification for 2 to 3 weeks now telling me that my inbox was going to explode from sheer size. every day i have to move stuff into my personal folder for a good 30 minutes, but then more stuff comes in and piles up.

after griping about this to my coworker, she suggested that i check webmail to see if stuff has been clogging up the outbox and trash folder. i logged on and lo and behold, there were 192 unread items with pdf attachments that i had moved to my personal folder on my desktop, but decided to reside on the server regardless. my mailbox size shrank immediately from 200mb to 6mb. to thank her, i drew my coworker a picture. she set it as her wallpaper. 

i work in the title insurance field, and when people (owners / developers / sellers) don't pay general contractor / subcontractors, lawsuit ensues. many of these cases end up in judgments because the accused never bothered to submit answers in the allotted time. the rest of the cases are in various stages of litigation, including being stagnant because one party (with the $$) is in bankruptcy. anyways, in times like this, the insurer would often send the responsible party (who signed the affidavit & indemnity agreement) a demand letter for money. my template includes language like "if you don't contact the undersigned in 10/15 days, the company will take actions that are not limited to suing your ass." whew, that was so boring to read. so a demand letter, in the eyes of the recipient looks like this:

but, when i write them, i really feel like this:

after i sent my drawings to various people, and after receiving emails chastising me for not working, i also got numerous (NUMEROUS!) requests. so here's one i did for a coworker who would readily trade in her two girls for a bernese mountain dog: 

and her daughter who thinks everything is pizza:

after that, it was 4:45, time to slack off.